Who is CarolKenn Gory?
He is none other than Pepper II, the human connection loving but most disobedient, naughty, hyperactive and playful dog we have ever owned! He mauled every other shoe within his grasp(3 pairs of mine and counting). He even managed to get himself sick and puking from eating all those sequins and beaded flowers from my slipper! If he is not mauling shoes, he’ll be pooh poohing anywhere he likes especially on carpets. That is how naughty he is. A bouncing monster on four legs running rampant in the house!
His latest trick is to jump onto anything that he can. He may very well be a circus dog! Or he may be a mad dog, depending. So unlike his predecessor, Stormy Seas Anisette aka Pepper who has fine manners(well any dog compared with Pepper II has fine manners!) and tamed as a deer. Too tamed until he is afraid of lightnings and thunders and basically rain! If it rains he’ll go mad. He will shoot around and outside the house and hide himself under some bushes which basically means sitting under the rain. Some false sense of security that he gets. We’d always speculated that maybe aliens(x-files music playing in the background) were trying to keep in contact with him when it rains! Maybe the madness does run in the family after all, only in different ways.
I said family because Pepper is coincidentally Pepper II’s uncle! Which we only came to know about a few days earlier upon receiving his birth certificate. What a small world even in a dog’s world! Pepper’s father, Takeshi’s Dangerous Mind(no this is not made up by me even if I think Takeshi Kaneshiro is drop dead dashing) is in fact Pepper II’s maternal grandfather! Though Pepper’s mother(HuaHua Star Jingle Bell) is not Pepper II’s grandmother(Kenlac Little Girl). I guess promiscuity doesn’t stop at humans!
Since Pepper turned out to be quite sane, we are thinking the bad genes might be from his father(Alpha Centaurus Gradient) side. I mean considering his paternal grandfather and grandmother have names like Menghengken Tickle Me Silly and Menghengken Artificial Intelligence! Alternatively, it may again be the result of incestuous breeding we detected from the family tree.
Whatever it is, this story serves to remind those who are thinking of getting a dog. Please do have a glance at the birth certificate if it is available at point in time. Less you end up with a little terror on your hands. Unfortunately, a terror you cannot stay angry with!
Pepper
Pepper II
Any resemblance?
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